Wonderland

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

greatwhiteprivilege:

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u

beautifail:

teamnice-dynamite:

thatpinkydoe:

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

So fucking rad

UGH

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

beautifail:

teamnice-dynamite:

thatpinkydoe:

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

So fucking rad

UGH

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

admiralmcmuffin:

shingeki—no—friends:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

image

calm down

hadaes:


Here Are Photos of a $100,000 Birkin Bag Being Fed to an Alligator

“i want my husband back u hoe”

hadaes:

Here Are Photos of a $100,000 Birkin Bag Being Fed to an Alligator

“i want my husband back u hoe”

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

Reblog if you want a cute message right now, no matter if it’s anon or not.
reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

bootieshunter:

Mija can still be a little too enthusiastic when it comes to making frans